Sometimes being a vegetarian ain’t easy. In particular, summertime can be difficult with all that fresh meat on the grill. It kind of seems like a moth to the, well, flame. I’ve been a vegetarian for more decades than I would ever admit online. But I will tell you that I’ve been traumatized more than once by this strange summer ritual that carnivores call the cookout. Plus, I always leave hungry and end up stopping for a slice of pizza on the way home. But I’ve solved that problem with the best vegetarian cookout dishes around.
Barbecue By Any Other Name, Is NOT A Barbecue!
My most recent trauma occurred fairly soon after I moved to North Carolina. I was invited to a gathering by a local business owner. It was a nice gig with about ten tables of desserts made by adorable church ladies and an absolutely ginormous smoker filled with meat of various animals that Gordon Ramsey could most definitely identify by smell alone, but alas, I am not him. My point? During a light conversation with a group of folks, I said something along the lines of never having been to a cookout like this before. And that was the last time I ever made the mistake of calling a barbecue a cookout. Vice-versa gets you in trouble just the same, BTW.
How Do You Like Your Wiener?
My first traumatic cookout memory goes back to my youth. Not only was I a vegetarian at an early age, but I have also been dorky since way back when. Shocking, I know. My parents dragged me to a family friend’s house. At some point, I must have been aimlessly wandering around the backyard looking as hungry as I felt. Let’s cut straight to the punchline, shall we? An adult I had never met before peeked out from behind the grill and asked me, “How do you like your wiener?” I think I died for a minute. And as impossible as it may seem, I was utterly speechless. I didn’t know what I was supposed to think or say. Was I in trouble? What the heck was happening here? Finally, after what felt like 34 years but was probably 5 seconds, he yelled, “Would you like a hot dog?” I muttered, “No, thank you,” as I quickly ran away. And with that, this geeky and sometimes gourmet vegetarian brings you the…
Top 7 Vegetarian Dishes to Bring to a Cookout or BBQ
(Alternate Title: How to make sure your token vegetarian friend isn’t stuck eating potato chips and slices of American cheese all afternoon at your place.)
1. Grilled Peach Caprese Salad by Jerry James Stone
2. Grilled Corn & Zucchini Summer Salad by a SALAD for all SEASONS
3. Vegetarian Baked Beans From Scratch from Chef De Home
4. Black Bean Quinoa Veggie Burgers from Emilie EATS
5. Grilled Vegetable Pesto Pizza by Leslie Durso
6. Garlic Parmesan Broccoli And Potatoes In Foil from DAMN delicious
7. Don’t forget the dessert! Grilled Fruit Kebabs with White Chocolate Drizzle from The Cookie Rookie
Beyond The Best Vegetarian Cookout Dishes
As an added bonus, and if I may toot my own horn, please check out my delicious Basil, Feta, Olive, and Tomato Pasta recipe. Also, follow our Outdoor Eating board on Pinterest for more recipe ideas. Yes, there are even lots of tasty recipes for carnivores!